22 Real 911 Operators Reveal The Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received

1 .New jeans problems Once we had a young woman call 911 around 2am saying that her legs were turning blue. Turns out she had worn a new pair of jeans to the club that night. 2 .That’s not what 9-1-1 is for 6: 30 Christmas morning. 9-1-1 goes off.” 9-1-1. what’s your emergency ?” […]

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21 Security Guards Share The Craziest, Most Hilarious Things They’ve Seen On The Job

1 .The Dogs Are Out While a shoplifter was running from us and heading into a wooded region, my superintendent started barking like a puppy. We couldn’t see the woman and couldn’t hear her running anymore, but we assured her tracks in the snowfall. My supervisor maintains barking and calls that he is going to […]

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50 Of The Funniest Sex Memes Of All Time

1. #pulloutforwhat #dontcuminme #pulloutgameweak #turnherpussyintoakiddiepool #pussyhadmelike #goodpussyproblems #creampieislife #cuminside #fillherup #creampieweather #rawdoggin #nocondom #oopsmoment #droppingbombs #bustanut #pussytoogood #adultcomedy #sexualhumor #sexualmao #haha #jajaja #lol #hilarious #funnyshit #relatable #itbelikethatsometimes #twinkietwat A photo posted by adult humor funny sex memes (@ sexual.humor) on Jul 29, 2016 at 4:40 am PDT 2. #pulloutgameweak #turnherpussyintoakiddiepool #pussyhadmelike #goodpussyproblems #creampieislife #cuminside #fillherup […]

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He Picked Every Topping Possible And Built The Biggest McDonald’s Burger…Ever

googletag.cmd.push( function() googletag.display( ‘VN_PG_DTAT_ATF’ ); ); Someone actually did it…and he’s a hero for it. Moshe Tamssot, a Chicago resident, was poking around on McDonald’s latest advancement in fast food technology — the “Create Your Taste” kiosk — when he discovered he could add a whopping 10 pieces of bacon to his hamburger! Wanting to […]

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40′ Overheard’ Commentaries That Perfectly Explain Your Amazingly Fucked-Up Life

1. Cost Plus World Market. Ventura Blvd. Sherman Oaks. Overheard by @mari302 #AmericanMath #Michigan10 #Wyoming7. 5 #overheardla A photo posted by @overheardla on Jul 22, 2016 at 12:03 pm PDT 2. Male Tourist. Santa Monica Pier. #throwback #tbt #workoutfreaks #overheardla A photo posted by @overheardla on Jul 21, 2016 at 9:33 am PDT 3. R+ […]

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99 Telltale Signs You’re Dealing With A Grade-A Fuckboy

1. No job. His fuck-around lifestyle is mysteriously funded. 2. No car. TLC laid it down for us years ago ladies hanging out your best friends ride in the passenger side trying to call at me. 3. But hes at the bars every night ?? How does someone who works so few have an unlimited […]

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Nicholas Sparks Romance Novels, But For People Who Are In Love With Food

Hey, yall, recently Ive been failing at my diet, which isnt anything particularly difficult to follow, other than simply: dont eat garbage multiple times a day. I realized that I dont only feed to stay alive, but I truly, exhaustively love me some food, especially the fried, greasy, sugary, salty kinds. Then, I had a […]

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