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10 Healthy Munchies To Reach For When You’re High AF& Don’t Want To Get Fat

Its 4/20: high schooler stoner holiday galore. But before you get ready to puff, puff, pass, make sure youre stocked up on snacks that wont result in next day unhappiness( i.e. cheese balls and a pack of bologna I speak from experience ). Having healthy grabs around will keep you from inhaling a box of Cheese-Its or polishing off a block of cheddar when the munchies make. If you don’t have any of this shit on hand, it’s time to make a high journey to Whole Foodsnothing you haven’t did…

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9 Unbelievable Urban Legends( That Happen To Be True)

Halloween is that special time of year when you can casually tell tales of slaying, mayhem, and mind-flaying horror around the water cooler or dinner table without everybody presuming you’re a psycho. Most spooky legends are simply gruesome fiction, designed to warn kids away from taking candy from strangers or humping in automobiles parked on secluded country roads … Or at least, that’s what we tell ourselves. As it turns out, a gut-twistingly large percentage of them have happened to real people. Real people like you. Just sayin’. We’ve already…

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5 Things You Need To Wear This Memorial Day

Alright betches, Memorial Day weekend is basically here, and what you wear for the unofficial beginning of summertime is pretty fucking crucial. Whether its a flowy dress to that barbecue your high school friend who became a promotor because he didnt want to get a real job after graduation is throwing, or a skimpy bathing suit to open up your beach house show off the 3 pounds you just lost, youll need to look absolutely ah-mazing so everyone knows youre not any less hot than you were the last hour…

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Rob& Chyna Recap: Merely Touched Down In Chyna Town

In this weeks thrilling peak into the life of, the loving couple make a trip-up to DC, the Kardashians we actually care about get cameos, and Rob learns what a fruit salad is. Most importantly, we get to finally gratified some of Chynas family and MAN do things start to make a lot more sense Re: Chynas preferred method of confrontation. Chynas mom is named Tokyo Toni and I am already over this episode. Chyna describes her as the realest person she knows. This doesnt seem like much of a…

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The Best& Worst Foods To Eat At Any Fourth Of July BBQ

Ah, July 4th: a time in America where our differences are put aside( until we get belligerently drunk) so we can chug beer, wear actually questionable American flag garb, listen to Kid Rock, and set things on fire/ explosion anything in sight as a show of respect for our founding fathers. Navigating a barbecue when it is necessary to your diet, of course, is nothing if not explosive and dangerous. I entail, how are you supposed to know whats actually good for you and what will probably construct you gain…

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How To Wear Red, White& Blue Without Looking Like A Basic B* tch

Memorial Day Weekend is one hell of an underrated holiday. It kicks off the start of summer, you can eat all the hot dog you want( which should be zero ), and youre daging until whenever it is you ultimately pass out, because day drinking is really fucking depleting. Basically, it sets the standards for what this summer will be generated. Will you throw up over the side of the boat? Or will you hook up with that guy youve had your eye on since college? It actually can go…

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Rob& Chyna Recap: Simply Touched Down In Chyna Town

In this weeks thrilling peak into the life of, the loving couple make a journey to DC, the Kardashians we actually care about get cameos, and Rob learns what a fruit salad is. Most importantly, we get to finally meet some of Chynas family and MAN do things start to make a lot more sense Re: Chynas preferred method of confrontation. Chynas mom is named Tokyo Toni and I am already over this episode. Chyna describes her as the realest person she knows. This doesnt seem like much of a…

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5 Crazy Scenarios You Didn’t Know The Constitution Allows

It’s hard to imagine that there are any exciting astounds lurking in the U.S. Constitution. It might be the foundation of our democracy and the backbone of our country, but it’s not exactly a page-turner. However, while legislators on both sides like to cherry-pick amendments to quote from to serve their purposes, they consistently manage to leave out the wildest, juiciest, and downright crazy parts that could change the country as we know it in a heartbeat. For instance … 5 “Godel’s Loophole” Could Allow America To Become A Dictatorship(…

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9 Gift Ideas That Guarantee You’ll Win Secret Santa

This piece was written by the people who operate the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there . Secret Santas can be a psychological nightmare. What if they don’t want the gift? What if they don’t want a gift from you? Can you be put in jail for a bad Secret Santa gift? There’s no statute that tells you can’t . So before you stuff a card full of money and resign yourself to being “the bearing one, ” check out some of these inexpensive…

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6 Healthy Habits With Huge Downsides( Nobody Talks About)

It takes real willpower to take a healthy activity, like jogging or eating most of a salad, and make it part of your regular routine. But it’s worth it, right? After all of the fight and discord, after you’ve given up your fun vices and your more interesting friends, you can look in the mirror and feel proud. Or at least you can until you read this article and discover that a bunch of your new “healthy” habits are bullshit, and hear that pride farting out of you like air…

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