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Your Official NYC End Of Summer Bucket List* Betches

Labor Day has passed, but summer is still here until September 22, whether you like it or not. TBH, I’m fairly over the hot, but for those of you who would like to take advantage of the final days of summer, here are some Brunch Boys approved places to add to your objective of summertime pail listing. I’ll only be here with my AC in my face until it’s officially fall. City Vineyard City Vineyard is a restaurant and wine bar located at pier 26 on the Hudson River with…

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I Feed Nothing But Halo Top Ice Cream For A Week& Here’s What Happened

Just when you thought I might have learned my lesson about dabbling in fad diets for the sake of creative expression, Ive attained my miraculous return to the stage of questionable eating habits. It may have taken me two years to recover from the debacle that was the Cabbage Soup Diet, but I merely is coming stronger, more stubborn, and single-mindedly dedicated to destroying my body by any means necessary. When I was asked to return for another installment of the Fad Diet Diaries, I thought about my previous experiences…

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6 Frightening Fast Food ‘Hacks'( Tested)

Americans love having the freedom of option, and nowhere is that more obvious than in the fast food industry. It’s not enough that we can choose from hundreds of meals from hundreds of different eateries. No, we had to fabricate “secret menu” items to dedicate us even more alternatives. But freedom is a double-edged sword, as I detected when I tried to induce my own secret items, and found that fast food employees will bring your sins to life if you ask them nicely enough. # 6. Saucy Buns( McDonald’s)…

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I Ate Nothing But Halo Top Ice Cream For A Week& Here’s What Happened

Just when you thought I might have learned my lesson about dabbling in fad diet for the sake of creative expression, Ive constructed my miraculous return to the stage of questionable eating habits. It may have taken me two years to recover from the debacle that was the Cabbage Soup Diet, but I merely is coming stronger, more stubborn, and single-mindedly dedicated to destroying my body by any means necessary. When I was asked to return for another installment of the Fad Diet Diaries, I thought about my previous experiences…

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The Best Bridal Favors To Devote Your Guests* Betches

For some reason, the tradition of giving gifts to people that attend your bridal has become, like, a thing. Weird flex, but okay. Like, the issue was my big special day. You should be giving eternal thanks that you’re allowed to experience such a significant event with me. Give me fund and a free honeymoon, then GTFO. Because it’s v important to be the best at everything, it’s become a contest( to me, anyway) as to who can give the best bridal favors. Here’s a listing of the best bridal…

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6 Healthy Habits With Huge Downsides( Nobody Talks About)

It takes real willpower to take a healthy activity, like jogging or feeing most of a salad, and make it part of your regular routine. But it’s worth it, right? After all of the struggle and strife, after you’ve given up your fun vices and your most interesting friends, you can look in the mirror and feel proud. Or at the least you can until you read this article and discover that a bunch of your new “healthy” habits are bullshit, and hear that pride farting out of you like…

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The Best & Worst Foods To Eat At Any Fourth Of July BBQ

Ah, July 4th: a time in America where our differences are put aside (until we get belligerently drunk) so we can chug beer, wear really questionable American flag attire, listen to Kid Rock, and set things on fire/explode anything in sight as a show of respect for our founding fathers. Navigating a barbecue when it comes to your diet, of course, is nothing if not explosive and dangerous. I mean, how are you supposed to know whats actually good for you and what will probably make you gain five pounds…

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Rob& Chyna Recap: Only Touched Down In Chyna Town

In this weeks thrilling peak into the life of, the loving couple make a trip to DC, the Kardashians we actually care about get cameos, and Rob learns what a fruit salad is. Most importantly, we get to finally satisfied some of Chynas family and MAN do things start to make a lot more sense Re: Chynas preferred method of confrontation. Chynas mom is named Tokyo Toni and I am already over this episode. Chyna describes her as the realest person she knows. This doesnt seem like much of a…

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The Best& Worst Food To Eat At Any Fourth Of July BBQ

Ah, July 4th: a time in America where our differences are put aside( until we get belligerently drunk) so we can chug brew, wear genuinely questionable American flag attire, listen to Kid Rock, and defined things on fire/ explode anything in sight as a show of respect for our founding fathers. Navigating a barbecue when it comes to your diet, of course, is nothing if not explosive and dangerous. I entail, how are you supposed to know whats actually good for you and what will probably attain you gain five…

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Rob& Chyna Recap: The Rob Kardashian Reunion Tour

This week on the most boring Karadashian spinoff to date, reunions are schemed, roommates are evicted, and two grown-up adults let an internet personality exam dictate their relationship. Lets dive in. The episode opens with a brief conclusion to the DC trip. Tokyo Toni is still hollering at Rob for being a piece of shit fianc, and he literally just responds to every single one of her statements with yeah. She even goes through his telephone to make sure he isnt still texting bitches, and Rob giggles it off as…

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