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The Best& Worst Food To Eat At Any Fourth Of July BBQ

Ah, July 4th: a time in America where our differences are put aside( until we get belligerently drunk) so we can chug beer, wear genuinely questionable American flag garb, listen to Kid Rock, and defined things on fire/ explode anything in sight as a show of respect for our founding fathers. Navigating a barbecue when it comes to your diet, of course, is nothing if not explosive and dangerous. I mean, how are you supposed to know whats actually good for you and what will probably stimulate you gain five…

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Rob& Chyna Recap: The Rob Kardashian Reunion Tour

This week on the most boring Karadashian spinoff to date, reunions are schemed, roommates are evicted, and two grown adults let an internet personality exam dictate their relationship. Lets dive in. The episode shall begin with a brief conclusion to the DC trip. Tokyo Toni is still yelling at Rob for being a piece of shit fianc, and he literally simply responds to every single one of her statements with yeah. She even goes through his telephone to make sure he isnt still texting bitches, and Rob laughs it off…

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10 Healthy Munchies To Reach For When You’re High AF& Don’t Want To Get Fat

Its 4/20: high schooler stoner holiday galore. But before you get ready to puff, puff, pass, make sure youre stocked up on snacks that wont result in next day sadness( i.e. cheese balls and a pack of bologna I speak from experience ). Having healthy grab around will maintain you from inhaling a box of Cheese-Its or polishing off a block of cheddar when the munchies hit. If you don’t have any of this shit on hand, it’s time to make a high trip-up to Whole Foodsnothing you haven’t done…

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How To Wear Red, White& Blue Without Looking Like A Basic B* tch

Memorial Day Weekend is one hell of an underrated holiday. It kicks off the start of summertime, you can eat all the hot dog you want( which should be zero ), and youre daging until whenever it is you ultimately pass out, because day drinking is actually fucking depleting. Basically, it defines the standards for what this summer will bring. Will you throw up over the side of the barge? Or will you hook up with that guy youve “ve had your” eye on since college? It actually can go…

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How To Wear Red, White& Blue Without Appearing Like A Basic B* tch

Memorial Day Weekend is one hell of an underrated vacation. It kicks off the start of summer, you can eat all the hot dogs you want( which should be zero ), and youre daging until whenever it is you eventually pass out, because day drinking is genuinely fucking depleting. Basically, it defines the standards for what this summer will bring. Will you throw up over the side of the barge? Or will you hook up with that guy youve “ve had your” eye on since college? It actually can go…

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How To Retrieve From Your Fourth Of July Bender Without Devoting Up Alcohol

Whether you expended your long weekend taking poolside tequila shots or eating lobster rolls while scouting out the underwhelming mob at Gurneys, you currently feel like shit. I entail, it constructs sense. When “youre starting” drinking vodka out of a water bottle on the LIRR Friday afternoon and dont stop until late Tuesday night, you can expect to feel fairly shitty for a few days afterwards. Fourth of July was a sick day and you got 200 likes on your American flag bikini Insta, but now youre getting back to…

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How To Eat Healthy At A BBQ Without Being Annoying

Ah, Memorial Day, the unofficial start of summer, awkward family summer gatherings, pond parties, and body shaming. When else can you eventually unleash your totally awesome summer bod while indulging in hot dogs and potato salad while chugging a brew? Perhaps Spring Break and the Fourth of July and every other vaguely American vacation in existence, but we digress. Of course, there are consequences to these actions( what? Why ?). If you indulge in the salty, fatty, bubbly concoction of shit served at the barbecue, your hard-worked-for summertime body will…

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If you thought you could kiss your summer body goodbye forever and head straight to the sleeve of BBQ Pringles in your pantry, perhaps we should remind you Halloween is around the corner. Whether you’re being a slutty bunny for the eighth year in a row or get regretfully creative with some cringeworthy political dres, you’re probably planning on depicting a lot of skin, so you’ll need to look like you haven’t wholly let yourself go since the Fourth of July. Here’s a quick workout that burns calories and targets…

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I Eat Nothing But Halo Top Ice Cream For A Week& Here’s What Happened

Just when you thought I might have learned my lesson about dabbling in fad diet for the sake of creative expres, Ive attained my miraculous return to the stage of questionable eating habits. It may have taken me two years to recover from the debacle that was the Cabbage Soup Diet, but I only is coming stronger, more stubborn, and single-mindedly dedicated to destroying my body by any means necessary. When I was asked to return for another installment of the Fad Diet Diaries, I thought about my previous experiences…

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5 Movie Plan You Never Realized Were Actually Insane

Screenwriters know where their characters are running before they get there. So if they know that a bank theft is going to fail, they don’t need to bother figuring out what the results of a successful theft would have been. The only problem is that sometimes, the implied consequences of a failed scheme are so awful that you’re left wondering why anyone would have tried to pull the scheme off in the first place. Consider how … 5 Wonder Woman Killing Ludendorff Would Have Led To More Slaughter Wonder Woman…

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