How To Wear Red, White& Blue Without Looking Like A Basic B* tch

Memorial Day Weekend is one hell of an underrated vacation. It kicks off the start of summertime, you can eat all the hot dog you want( which should be zero ), and youre daging until whenever it is you finally pass out, because day drinking is truly fucking depleting. Basically, it defines the standards for what the summer months will be generated. Will you throw up over the side of the barge? Or will you hook up with that guy youve had your eye on since college? It genuinely can go either way and what you fucking wear is like, so important. Whether your plans involve partying on a motherfucking boat or reuniting with friends and family you havent seen in forever, your outfit needs to make one hell of any suggestions. Dont show up to the BBQ wearing the same denim shorts and white crop top as the girl next you. You need to show everyone you are only get hotter with each day and you are not a basic bitch( we both know you are but, just feign, okay ?). This is like, the pregame to Fourth of July but that doesn’t mean you need to wear a sparkly headband or face paint the fucking flag on your face to fake it. What are you, like, 5?

Wear these trendy AF things this weekend( yes, MDW is this weekendplan accordingly with your shipping options) so you can looking somewhat patriotic and hot when you’re drunkenly chanting “U-S-A” and pretending to give a shit about ‘Murica.

6 Shore Road Yacht Club Dress

Instead of your typical short summer dress, go for one with a little length. The flowy dress is a lot of fun and attains for a perfect Boomerang on Insta. Pair with small wedges and an all white denim jacket if it gets chilly out. The back comes together with two small adjustable prows, and anything with prows is a win in my book.

Draw The Line Crochet Top

Bring boho vibes with a crochet top and a pop of amber in between some red, white, and blue. Keep it low-key with distressed high waisted denim shorts, white flip flops, or your comfiest sneakers. Wear fun earrings to add some attitude, a chic choker, and youll be shotgunning a brew with the guys in stylejust please don’t say you’re “one of the guys” or that “girls are too much drama”.

Heartloom Willow Romper

Make it sexual and flirty with a crisp, white off the shoulder romper. Bring in other colorings by pairing with a red clutch, red earrings, and blue heels. Just keep in mind that rompers are all fun and games until you have to pis and next thing you know, youre naked on the toilet. If you drink enough, you wont care eventually.

TAVIK Chase One-Piece Swimsuit

Hide your shish kebab bloat with a plunge color-blocked one piece. Wear a patriotic swimsuit you can get away with wearing during anytime in the summer. Add a floppy hat, strappy sandals, and funky sunglasses for a complete Murica look.

Pistola Star Spangled Cut-Off Denim Jacket

Wear this frayed denim jacket over an American graphic tee for a casual, street style look. Pair them with white or red shorts, low-heel sandals and a striped crossbody. America, fuck yeah.

American Flag Sheer Poncho

This is for the girls who think its cute to wear an American flag like cape. Um, hello? This isnt Halloween. Youre not Captain Americaleave that to your drunk persona. Opt for a kimono or poncho that does the same thing but seems cuter and won’t have your uncle accusing you of disrespecting the flag when you post a pic of your outfit on Facebook. Throw over a distressed denim mini skirt or your bathing suit. Before the night is over, grab a sparkler and take a scene for the gram. This is really Insta-worthy.

Half Boho Bandeau In Tribal Print

Instead of an obnoxious headband with like, fireworks falling out of it, find a red, white, and blue patterned wrap that has multiple employs. Wear it as a bangle, scarf or a fucking bandeau if you want. This boho hair wrap is going to be the next scrunchie, just watch. Im going to say I fucking told you so.

Lastly, after you figure out wtf youre wearing, garment your brew in a cute drink sleeve because even your drinking has to look good too. Score major brownie points by bringing cute drink floaties to share. Now, everyone will be able to play swimming flip beaker in the pool, thanks to me you. #MakeAmericaDrunkAgain.

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