50 Straight Guys Confess The’ Gayest’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

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1. He grabbed my dick and said, Whoops, a fish.

I was swimming with my friend in a lagoon at a crowded beach. He grabbed my dick and told, Whoops, a fish. Never asked him why he did it.


2. Sucked some dicks because my spouse wanted to watch me do it.

Sucked some dicks because my wife wanted to watch me do it. It was fun. 7/10, would suck again.


3. When I was about 13 -1 4 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore.

When I was about 13 -1 4 I had a wet dreaming that I came inside Al Gore. Never been attracted to humen, that dreaming freaked me out for many years.


4. I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit.

I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit. I’m a guy.


5. My cousin invented a game called Weiner Wars.

My cousin fabricated a game called Weiner Wars. Each player whipped out their dick and got it hard. Then we would proceed to play swords with our dicks and the person who remained hard longest won. I always won.


6. For a while now my friends and I have been sticking our fingers in one another buttholes.

Well, for a while now my friends and I have been sticking our thumbs in one another buttholes. Not in a sex route at all but its like in the anime Naruto. Its more funny and its pretty much like a slap to the face. We’ve gotten so used to it that we’ve started clenching our butt cheeks together whenever we are around one another. But at the end of the day, my fingers have been second knuckle deep in a few different humen assholes.


7. Swordfight!

I once decided to fence an resisting male with my Captain Johnson to decide who was truly the best knight in the land.


8. I started blowing him underwater. Im a swimmer so I can hold my breath comfortably for more than two minutes.

Well, we were all outside a bit past 11 pm. We were sitting in these lawn chairs only chilling, talking, the usual when three guys are drunk. Then someone had the idea of what it’d feel like is available on hot tub while drunk, so we all get up and walked over. Then someone else said they didn’t have any swim trunks so what would they do?

Either I or my other friend responded with, Who the hell cares? Just strip down. Being drunk, that voiced fine and then once one person did, the other two get naked in the hot tub also. We were fine for a while, still talking, but then I started to eye one of my friends a bit. I’m not gonna lie, for his height and build, he had a style bigger dick than I would’ve expected.

Somehow we all started talking about our sex experiences, and then he( my friend with the big dick) remarked how he was getting turned on. I slid over next to him and started jerking him off, and then eventually started blowing him underwater. I’m a swimmer so I can hold my breath comfortably for more than two minutes. Things progressed to where I was switching off between them. Then person figured out that this was weird and stopped. We all got out and began trying to find our clothes, for some reason they weren’t just on the ground. We were moving the drinks into the garage, all still naked, and my friend was strolling toward me. I stopped him, squatted down, and blew him some more. I kind of gripped his ass a bit I think and pulled him closer. Then we got dressed, played a couple rounds of poker, and then we passed out. We all sort of woke up at the same period, I built breakfast, and no one referred to it or even acknowledged it. I’ve never genuinely talked about it to anyone. But I guess anonymously putting on the internet for the world to consider various kinds of infringes that barrier.


9. From personal experience, to intervene in the Marine Corps is about the gayest thing you could possibly do.

From personal experience, to intervene in the Marine Corps is about the gayest thing you could possibly do.


10. The weirdest experience of my life was realizing that I definitely wasn’t into dudes when one was inside of me.

I was 19 and bicurious. Found a guy on Craigslist, we fulfilled up at a sleazy motel. The weirdest experience of my life was realizing that I definitely wasn’t into dudes when one was inside of me. He was also MUCH larger than me and he paid for the hotel room, so I felt like I had to let him finish. Not my proudest hour.


11. I wore an Its my birthday, touch my cock T-shirt at a lesbian bar.

I severely doubt anyone will really believe this, but this is my true gay experience as a straight man…back narrative, bought my first house which had very terrible rooster wallpaper. Shortly after my friends threw a astound birthday party for me. For party they induced everyone rooster shirts. Mine had a picture of a rooster on the very lower front and over the chest area it told It’s my birthday, touch my cock. Flash-forward about a year. I’m studying with some friends for a grad school class. After examining, we head out for a brew to the local homosexual club because it was near their house and it was supposedly straight night. My friends, one of which was gay, assured me I would be OK. We got there, had a beer, and then danced. Which is completely ridiculous, because I hate dancing. After a little bit I take my long-sleeve shirt off because I was hot from the dancing. I had totally forgot that I was wearing my birthday cock shirt. Recollected right after my friends introduced me to her homosexual friend. He faked the handshake and went right for the award. I tried to give him the paint the fence move, but it was too late. I definitely deserved it.


12. I cooked a cake and watched with my male roommate.

In college, I found out my roommate had never seen( the movie version of the Broadway musical ). I told him that needed to change, so that night I cooked a cake and we ate it while watching together. 10/10, would do again.


13. I once blew coke up my straight friends ass with a straw.

I once blew coke up my straight friends ass with a straw. Didn’t work as well as he hoped and I felt very depressed once I sobered up the next day.


14. I absolutely love cockshowever, merely on a feminine kind; males do absolutely nothing for me.

These stories may disqualify me from the’ straight guys’ aspect of the post to some, but I personally think it fits here.

First off, let me preface these stories with the fact that I utterly love cockshowever, merely on a feminine sort; males do absolutely nothing for me. I’ve been this way since I was a teen( I’m in my late twenties now ). I am currently merrily engaged to my fiancee of two years and she does not and likely will not ever know about this.

I have a few more tales than these two, but they’re pretty similar so I wont go too far into detail.

Anyway, onto the first story. This was when I was around 20 -2 1. Around that time, I had started signing up for several very’ specific’ dating sites. Basically, sites for men go looking for transgendered people. Aimed up messaging person on there and we hit it off pretty quickly and decided to meet up. She was about 16 years older than I was, but nothing was going to stop me. I ended up driving about an hour and a half to fulfill her halfway to her house and the two of us decided to head over to a secluded dock that she knew of in the area. Once we arrived, things started getting pretty sensual very quickly. I pulled a blanket out of the back of my automobile and laid it down on the dock and, after a lot of heavy petting, she ended up inside of me, wrapped her limbs around my waist, and eventually finished inside of me. This went on for almost a year, and I was constantly going over to her house to let her have her style with me.

Second story. This was when I was about 21 -2 2. Same situation, however this time I was truly interested in’ dating’ and not just casual sex. Anyway, after talking for almost a week, we decided that we should meet in person and go on a real date. I ended up picking her up at her house and we went to the closest mall to grab some food and simply kind of get to know each other. Eventually we both decided that a movie would be really fun and there was one she way dying to see. We get out tickets and pick out seats in the top right of the theater , not all the style at the top but a little more than halfway back. It became speedily clear that we were far more interested in each other than the movie. After grabbing and stroking at one another, she places her coat over her lap and I get underneath the coat and proceed to give her a blowjob for almost half of the movie, loving every second of it. Eventually, the two of us decide to find somewhere a’ little’ more private. So we both end up in a stalling of the women’s bathroom( Yes, kinda gross, I know ), with me on my knees, sucking her off until she finishes.

Would I do it again? Absolutely, but I’ve pretty much accepted that this part of my life is in the past now.


15. I bought myself a dildo for anal play and now it’s the only way I masturbate.

I bought myself a dildo for anal play and now it’s the only way I masturbate. I still watch straight porn but I love that dick in my ass while I do it.


16. My first year of college I went full homosexual for like 6 months.

My first year of college I went full lesbian for like 6 months. I was totally out of my depth my first year and had too much pride to ask my mothers for help. Did coke and weed for the first and last periods. ran out of fund and food after my first 3 months. My hygiene was terrible; hair looked crazy. I wouldn’t want to be associated with me at the time. A gay guy befriended me and helped me out with food and relationship. One day he offered me a blowjob and then it escalated from there. Never let him fuck me but I did the other shit( literally I get shit dick every time ). Then one day I looked at myself in the mirror and was disgusted by what I saw. It wasn’t me and I needed to get out of there. I transgressed it off and ran my ass back to my hometown and have been trying to inter that year ever since. Been with my lady for 5 years now and got my shit together. I think back to those days sometimes and shudder. Worst year of my life.


17. Ive been railed by two T-girls and it wasn’t so bad.

All right, so I consider myself straight-out. I don’t like cock and have no interest in touching it or doing anything else with someone elses cock. Not in any way sexually attracted to another man.

I’m a very sexual person. Wouldn’t tell sex addict, but I get very confused. I’m a young professional in my 20 s.

I’ve had sex with, I believe, 52 girls. I’ve had sex with three T-girls. First was when I was blacked out in Thailand and I get’ surprised’ after picking up a woman at a bar who, well, she was packing three inches of Asian hot. I was so drunk I was like whatever, and put a condom on turned her around and went to town. Dry , no lube. What a champ.

The last two times were more recent in the last month. I’ve had a little more free time than normal and my mind has wandered off. I’ve use CL for swaying encounters and met with couples off there in hot wife or MFM situations. I only play with the women, again not interested in men.

But lately me and a gal chum got more kinkies, trying bondage and we ventured into anal. We bought a few butt plugs and we’ve both use them on each other. It feels pretty good once you get comfortable and relaxed I have to be honest.

So that led me jumping on CL and looking at the T-girl ads. I would say 95% of them are horrible seeming, but there was one girl who had an honest ad up just looking for a cool guy to hang with. So, nervous as HELL I show up to her hotel and she sucks me off, I fuck her, and then she fucked me. It hurt like hell initially, but it felt so good eventually…until I had a trace of poo then we stopped doing that and I continued doing my thing to her. She was pretty good appearing, looked very feminine and had the realest boob job I’ve ever felt( literally couldn’t tell they weren’t natural DD) and had a big, curvy booty.

The more recent encounter was another lady, she actually objective up telling me she’s a prostitute and SHE was the one who was nervous because she said she’s never hooked up with someone without it being a paid situation. We watched Tv for a bit just for both of us to relax. It was an enjoyable situation, it hurt a lot less for me and we had sex for 30 minutes or so. Again, poo problem on my aim( not anything crazy, just like’ oh, perhaps you should take a transgress ‘) kind of thing.

In those three encounters I didn’t touch their tools at all. No desire to doing that and they were all cool with that.

It’s interesting, it’s exciting and at the same hour a feeling of’ I can’t believe I have done this, especially when I meet up with my guy or girl friends at the bar the same night. Actually, the second encounter I had, I went clubbing that same night, met a gorgeous daughters and was hooking up with her all night, thumbing her on the dancing floor and we’re planning to meet up. Normal weekend nights, I’ll go out and meet girls and do that routine. Exchange numbers, flirt, etc.

But there’s my secret. Ive been railed by two T-girls and it wasn’t so bad.


18. I kissed his beautiful bearded face.

Close friend was dumped by his then fiancee, which in turn led to a night out of heavy drinking. I remember saying something along the lines of I don’t know why she’d leave, but I’d kiss your beautiful bearded face. After hearing so do it then from nearby, I did. Person bought us a round afterward because we made a cute couple. I’m guessing it was the so do it person.


19. The hour I objective up taking photos of a gay, amphetamined-up, Hitlerish-looking guy in Austria.

The time I ended up taking photos of a lesbian, amphetamined-up, Hitlerish-looking guy, wearing merely a string vest and some weird hot pants, the morning after some random house party I ended up at after an interesting hitch-hiking journey in Austria!


20. We spooned all night long and it was the best I’ve ever felt next to someone.

I was Internet friends with this guy who lived across the ocean. This guy had a huge crush on me and I pestered him a bit( shirtless pics, etc .), but also made it very clear I could never feel the same style. This went on for years. And along the way, he became a she( went trans ). I’m pretty sure I was a big part of the reason that happened.

In the meantime I had gotten a traveling task and was flying all over the world. One day I found out I’d be flying to his her city, and we decided to hang out for a week. It was an astonishing week and we were both having a great time. Long story short, I fell for her hard.

She had a ridiculously tiny apartment( the bedroom and kitchen were basically the same thing) and only one bed, so of course we were sleeping together. But not togetheruntil she rolled onto me in the middle of the night when she supposed I was asleep. I pretended I was, and enjoyed every second of it.

The next night( the second to last night I was there) I told her I wanted to be close to her and is necessary to share her blanket. We spooned all night long and it was the best I’ve ever felt next to someone. That morning we woke up and pretended it never happened.

The next night at 3am when we went to bed, I of course wanted more, but she said it was weird and awkward so I stopped, and basically curled up in a ball on the other side of the bed. Turns out the previous night she wasn’t into it either and merely let it happen because she was afraid of telling me no. And the night before that, she was honestly just rolling around in her sleep and “d no idea” what happened. I called a taxi at 4am to catch my flight out and left depressed and with no closure.
I tried to stay friends, but she won’t talk to me anymore. I guessed I was devoting her everything she ever wanted, but instead I ruined a great week and lost a friend. I’m still not sure how I feel about everything.
Sorry if you wanted a happy objective. I did, too.


21. Having the best climax to gay porn.

Having the best climax to gay porn.


22. Before I knew it, he was pretending to tickle my private parts. When it was his turn, I did the same thing he was doing to me, kind of like a game of Simon Says.

I had a friend in high school that was as competitive as I was. We used to compete and make a game out of everything. Our favorite was Distracted Mario Kart. Basically, we picked an object and tried to use it to confuse the other person while they play a race on Mario Kart. Whoever went the farthest or finished the quickest won. Sometimes we would construct loud noises, sometimes shoot Nerf guns at the racer, sometimes punch them with a boxing glove.

One day, “were in” both pretty drunk and started playing. It was an anything-goes race, so while I was racing he started tickling me. When it was his turning, I tickled him as well, and it went on like this for another turning. When it was his turn to tickle me again, I chuckled and told him I was immune to his tickles and would win. He took this as a challenge, and tried to find new places to tickle me, places where neither of had gone before. He reached between my legs and tickled the inside part of my thighs. At first, this felt really weird because Id never had a guy, you know, get so close to my privates before. But I told myself it was just a part of video games and dismissed it. This kind of went on for a while, and before I knew it, he was pretending to tickle my private parts. When it was his turning, I did the same thing he was doing to me, kind of like a game of Simon Says. It was around that time that I realized that we were basically jerking one another off while playing our game, but it wasn’t overly weird to me for whatever reason.

We played like that for probably an hour or so and passed out. We never spoke about that night and we never played Distraction Mario Kart after that; neither of us ever brought it up to play “when hes” hanging out. This was 10 years ago, and “were in” both 15 -1 6. We never talked about it again and are still friends in a altogether straight way.


23. There was a period in my life when I genuinely wanted to try sucking a dick.

So back when I was living in another country, there was a period in my life when I truly wanted to try sucking a dick, but at the same hour, I didn’t feel attracted to humen. I’ve always been attracted to women, and always will be, but I just needed to suck a dick to get it off my head, so naturally, I went for a transsexual sexuality employee so that I could suck off a person who had at the least looked like a woman.

I determined the perfect one, like, it was impossible to tell she was a guy, and also looked like Rihanna( never been that into Rihanna, but she’s a celebrity and not bad seeming either, so w/ e ).

So we took a taxi back to his/ her place … I touched his/ her dick a little bit on the way … I recollect how excited about it about it I was. As soon as we get there, I go straight for what I came for and sucked the shit out of his/ her dick … Turns out it was nothing special after all, and he/ she wasn’t that big, when I was looking forward to a big throbbing cock. He/ she made me stop a few times cause I was use my teeth too much, which is understandable, since I had never done it before and had no idea how to do it properly. In the end I merely ended up fucking her in the ass while he/ she wanked until we both came. I merely had $100 US dollars and he/ she didn’t have any change. This was more money than she initially asked for, so I had him/ her buy me McBreakfast and pay for my taxi back home.
5/10, would not do again, however, I don’t regret doing it.


24. I spun around and pissed all over his shirt.

So I was out with a friend of mine who’s gay and some of his gay friends and we went to a gay club. It was awesome because all these guys were buying me beverages but not with the intention of getting me drunk and taking advantage because, I quote,’ You garment like a straight guy. So they were all only being nice really.

My friends gay friend was a real slut and the whole night he was proudly proclaiming that he was going to turn me. Let’s call him JimBob. He would do stuff like brush up against me and slap my hobo because Im fairly comfy with my sexuality so I just chuckled it off.

At one point I had to go to the lavatory. This is where shit got real.

I use the urinal because Im a huge dumbass. So Im standing there writing my name in pee-pee as you do and I hear a voice immediately behind me say something like There’s nowhere to run now’ in a really like rapey-type voice. It’s JimBob and he’s pulling his junk out. Keep in intellect I was mid-pee and had to defuse the situation promptly. There was only one thing I could do.

I spun around and pissed all over his shirt.

Like a fireman dousing a bushfire, I attacked JimBob with every mighty stres of my urethra. The poor guy was shrieking like the witch from when she had water poured on herexcept pee , not water. At one point he ran into one of the stallings, obviously distraught. I zipped up and ricochetted the fuck outta there.


25. I grab his dick and choose , nope. Nope nope nope.

This was when I was in high school, I was figuring out if I was gay or not. Even had a’ guy friend. So we had a sleepover with other friends, except a female friend stayed in the same room as us. Yet we both slept in the same bed. Cuddling, I got hard and started grinding. Theeeeen I reach around to go under the gasps on him, I grab his dick and choose , nope. Nope nope nope. Surely it was awkward, but That’s what happened. Blue-balled each other, and everything.


26. Wow, that’s it…I’m homosexual now.

I skipped a review day for one of my classes and went to go get drunk with my friend at her house. She invites her boyfriend, his friends, and their girlfriends for a small pool BBQ. They all declined to drink because they had something to do but were playing spin the bottle with one of my brew bottles.

In the most fucked-up events possible I was roped in to play a sort of swingers spin the bottle. I kept telling no I shouldn’t, but I was drunk and didn’t want to be a downer. I made out with these dudes girlfriends in front of them and they just high-fived me and shit. When one dude landed on me he actually pop-kissed me. I kinda lost the wind in my lungs Wow, that’s it…I’m homosexual now.

Then I stopped playing and merely went home.


27. I consider myself 100% straight; I just like things in my butt.

Browsing through Tinder and I matched with a strikingly different seeming chick. Right out the gate they told me they were Trans. I was like, why the fucking not and after a short convo I headed to theirs. I let them eat, thumb and fuck my never-before-touched ass. Physically, I would be down to do that every day. Mentally , not even close. I consider myself 100% straight; I just like things in my butt.


28. Jerking off and climaxing when the video switched to a close up of the guys face.

Jerking off and climaxing when the video switched to a close up of the guys face.


29. When I was 8, I asked a friend to suck on my feet.

When I was 8, I asked a friend to suck on my feet. Not sex or anything, but I merely thought it would feel good, which it did very much. Then his mama received us, and it was kind of awkward. He and I aimed up being totally straight, and we never spoke of the incident since.


30. Jujitsu fantasies.

When you spar in jujitsu, one of the common positions to be in( full guard) is a whole lot like missionary sex. There were a few times when I was pushing guys into the mat that Ive thought, If I were into dudes this would be super-hot.


31. I go to quite a few gay bars.

I go to quite a few gay bars. The mixed drinks savour good , no one is upset if I get a sweet nice-tasting pink drink, the music is better, everyone is way nicer and I get hit on style more. Awarded it’s guys reaching on me and I have a girlfriend but it feels good, man.


32. My wrestling partner tried to reach his hand under my butt and accidentally stuck his thumb in my asshole. And that’s how I lost my virginity.

I wrestled freshman year of high school. Watching my 40 -year-old coach-and-fours basically dry hump my 15 -year-old teammates in front of everyone on the team. Also once during practice my partner tried to reach his hand under my butt and accidentally stuck his thumb in my asshole. And that’s how I lost my virginity.


33. Before I could even blink he said, You’re cute when you sleep.

My best friend and I had a bromantic relationship. One period he bided over my house. I shared my bed with anyone that stayed with me because it was massive, you could easily fit three people with no contact.

I woke up the next morning to find him with his head in his hand, staring at me. Before I could even blink he told, You’re cute when you sleep.

Still ranks as the weirdest sweetest thing another guy has said to me.


34. Sometimes you don’t want to be the wet rag when everyone else in the room is bi.

I’ve sucked dick a few times. Sometimes you don’t want to be the wet cloth when everyone else in the room is bi.


35. My best friend and I had both reached puberty and were very horny.

So my best friend and I had both hit puberty and were very horny, we weren’t popular with girl children and after a while it was clear it wasn’t going to happen for a long time. Fast-forward to a few weeks after sex ed where we were taught that it was OK for two guys to have sex with each other, they had also handed out lubricated condoms and so the agreement happened that we would try sticking it into each other. I now know that I happen to like butt stuff but I’m not attracted to guys. Don’t know how he turned out, though, since his family moved away not too long after since his dad got another job.


36. Me and another dude made out. It was okay.

We were all playing spin the bottle at a house party and it landed on me. Me and the other dude had to make out. It was okay.


37. Screwed another guy.

Screwed another guy. But I never came.


38. He tied me facing the wall and spanked/ whipped me a little bit; it was good.

Went to a club night where there was a guy doing BDSM demos. I was in the process of discovering that part of me and figured it was a good opportunity, so asked him to( this was early in the night, merely a few people in the room ). He tied me facing the wall and spanked/ whipped me a bit; it was good. Finished up the scene, I clambered down and turned around to watch the room was now FULL of people. I induced it two steps before I staggered to the ground in what felt like an orgasm, though my pants bided dry as best as I could tell.


39. It was a Boy Scout camping trip when I was 12.

It was a Boy Scout camping trip-up when I was 12, my normal tent mate wasn’t going to be there until the next day so I tented with the only 2 black children. 1 of them was older than me; the other was younger.

It’s lights out and I’m trying to sleep. The older kid, let’s call him Jarod, starts ruffling in his sleeping bag. I look over to assure what he was doing only to be greeted by his 6 ” erect cock. I immediately look away while saying Jarod wtf. At this phase the younger kid seems over and very quickly looks away let’s call him Rahim. Jarod then says sorry and tells us to go asleep. I wake up a few hours later to Jarod humping me in my tent. I instantly flip him off, telling him he was waking me up stimulating noise. He then proceeds to hop on top of me placing pressure on my dick. At that age my dick would get hard even if there was just a bit of pressure placed on it. So of course my disappointment of a dick get hard along with his cock. At this phase Rahim is staring at me with fear in his eyes. Jarod then gets off, says sorry, and tells we should pray to ask God for forgiveness( we were Catholic ). We say our prayers and go to bed. I wake up the next morning merely to be pulled aside by Rahim telling me to never speak of the night again( he also asked if I was gay which I promptly said no to ). It was later revealed that Jarod was bi and had developed a crush for me( I have no idea why; I was a fat lazy asshole .) He was later kicked out of the troop for attempting to rape another child in the troop. This is the first time I have told this story.


40. Fucked a bisexual friend of mine.

Fucked a bisexual friend of mine. I was on bottom and he was riding me, I was jerking him off. I was about 17 at the time and he was 19.


41. Once me and another dude sucked each others dick.

Once me and another dude sucked one another dick. Wasn’t as bad as I expected, like ordinary sex, just very gay.


42. He grabbed my head and stuck his tongue down my throatso I punched him in his. We chuckled about it afterwards.

The first time I got drunk, my friends and I were playing King’s Cup, if you’ve heard of that. Basically teens trying to work up the courage to hook up with one another by structuring it as a game. Me and my guy friend were dared to kiss. I told OK, leaned in and started to give him a slow, closed-mouth kiss. He grabbed my head and stuck his tongue down my throatso I punched him in his. We giggled about it afterwards.


43. I beat a homosexual guy at Gay Chicken.

A friend and I went to go see He brought his friend. Unbeknownst to me, his friend is homosexual and decided to sit between us for the movie.

It was that high-tension courtroom scene when theyre about to kiss, friend of friend decided to put one hand on each of our thighs. Friend freaks out and pushed him away. I’ve never been one to back away from a challenge and pulled his hand up my thigh. Gay friend freaked out and pulled it away.

TL ;D R beat a gay guy at Gay Chicken.


44. My best friend and I both won/ lost at Gay Chicken.

My best friend and I both won/ lost at Gay Chicken.


45. Hanging out with my homosexual friend, discussing his sexual encounters, and building a giant dick in Minecraft.

Hanging out with my gay friend, discussing his sexual encounters, and constructing a giant dick in Minecraft.


46. He looks away for a second, arm still around me, then looks me straight in the eyes and tells, Ive fucked a lot of straight dudes, and holds eye contact.

I was at a club in the lesbian neighborhood with a bunch of friends( largely straight) one night, and this guy comes up to me, puts his arm around me, and tells Hey how’s it wait. You’re straight, aren’t you? I replied in the affirmative, and he appears away for a second, arm still around me, then appears me straight in the eyes and says, Ive fucked a lot of straight dudes, and holds eye contact. I started cracking up and he started chuckling too before going on his way, but we gave each other the nod whenever we considered each other the rest of the night. Still one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.


47. I worked for a construction company and my supervisor threw me up against a box and humped me. He had a raging hard-on.

I worked for a building company and my supervisor threw me up against a box and humped me. He had a raging hard-on. I swear, half of the guys on most construction sites are closet lesbians that act out their repressed longings as jokes.


48. I spooned in bed with my lesbian BFF.

Sharing a bed with my homosexual BFF. We spooned.


49. I drunkenly complimented an ex-roommate’s dick.

I drunkenly complimented an ex-roommate’s dick when I went into the bathroom as he was getting out of the shower.


50. Once gave a male friend a handjob.

Once gave a male friend a handjob. We were both incredibly high and it didn’t feel like a sexual thing at the time just like a Hey I got you kinda thing.

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