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30 Guys And Girls Tell Their Supremely Awful Tinder Horror Stories

1. Where’s My Car ? My buddy isn’t the smartest man. He picked a chick up and drove to a motel. They were strolling into the room and she says,” oh shit, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I run grab it ?” He says,” yeah that’s fine ,” and flings her the key. 5 minutes later he strolled outside wondering where she is and his vehicle is gone. 2. Incompatible Goals The only Tinder date I went on, the woman told me her goal…

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99 Telltale Signs You’re Dealing With A Grade-A Fuckboy

1. No job. His fuck-around lifestyle is mysteriously funded. 2. No car. TLC laid it down for us years ago ladies hanging out your best friends ride in the passenger side trying to call at me. 3. But hes at the bars every night ?? How does someone who works so few have an unlimited bar tab? Oh wait, hes never the one paying for drinks. 4. Something is always incorrect with his cell phone or he doesnt have one. 5. He has a reputation. You know what his penis…

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Nicholas Sparks Romance Novels, But For People Who Are In Love With Food

Hey, yall, recently Ive been failing at my diet, which isnt anything particularly difficult to follow, other than simply: dont eat garbage multiple times a day. I realized that I dont only feed to stay alive, but I truly, exhaustively love me some food, especially the fried, greasy, sugary, salty kinds. Then, I had a supposed: What if the love foodies have for their maggot were treated like human love? What if we created art to entertain the masses that tells the story of a person, and the edible magnificence…

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